From the mine fields of Cambodia, four little male fetuses were shipped over to the promise land, America, in jelly jars. After being sent to four Oneonta families by the Federal Fetus Replacement Agency (FFRA), and becoming legal citizens by birth, the four boys grew up with relatively normal childhoods. Among the four included the talented, sensitive, yet extremely focused and determined Caesar. With enough facial hair to cover Texas three times over, and a guitar style meaner than a 32 oz. steak, he is a formidable match for any great guitar player. Then there is Etienne (spelled ATN on the streets), the coolest sex magnet to bless anyone’s vision. As everyone knows, a good drummer is the most important part of a band. Etienne delivers quite a pleasurable wallop to his skins and everyone’s eardrums. The third member in the group would be none other than Funk Tea, the Renaissance man, mastering school, sports, and music at the same time. This versatility carries over into his music, slapping out bass riffs dynamic enough to make you lose control of your bowels. To finish it off, there’s Gurobert, the balding Indian jackass with a shameless love for rubbing his ass on his family’s possessions. In his past life, Gurobert was an accordion player who played on various Persian Gulf tour boats... now he plays guitar. This three Caucasian, one Asian combo has come to be known as The Moby Strip.

Live CD

posted February 20th at 11:08pm

The Moby Strip will be releasing a 5 track Live CD in late March. The actual recording itself will be taking place at Arlene's Grocery, 95 Stanton Street in Manhattan on March 9th. Hope to see you there! Pray that we don't fuck up during the set!